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St. Patrick’s Day Hangover Remedies

March 17th, 2009 | 2 Comments | Posted in Distractions

Ever found yourself in this predicament? St. Paddy’s Day has come and gone, and you are paying for it with a pounding headache and a frightening intolerance of natural light and loud noise.

How did you get here? Alcohol entered your bloodstream at a rapid rate, smothered the frontal lobe of your brain, which consequently released control of your judgment and social inhibitions, leading to footloose and fancy-free imbibing.

The symptoms of a hangover stem from the body’s need to process the alcohol and release related toxins. Common symptoms include headache, tiredness, nausea, vomiting, dehydration, weakness, anxiety, irritability, fitful sleeping, elevated body temperature and diarrhea.

If abstinence is not an option for you, face the aftermath of St. Patrick’s Day head-on this year – take precautions before, during, and after drinking.

Before

  • Get hydrated! Drink lots of water before a night out.
  • Take your vitamins. Any multivit will do, but some studies have indicated that B6 and B12 may reduce the effects of a hangover.
  • Eat. A full stomach will lead to slower absorption of alcohol (more time to process toxins) and will also help reduce irritation to the stomach.During
  • Moderation is key.
  • Drink water. One glass of water between each cocktail will help keep the body hydrated and also dilute toxins to reduce stomach irritation.
  • Stick to the whites. Clear liquors and white wines have fewer congeners (formed during the fermentation process) and therefore are lighter on hangover effects.
  • Don’t mix. Sticking with one flavour will result in fewer toxins for the body to process and, in theory, a lesser effect the morning after.
  • Get what you pay for. It is proven that cheaper ranges of most alcohols will lead to a harsher hangover experience than more expensive varieties due to higher volumes of congeners.
  • Watch your smoking. Smokers are inclined to smoke more when drinking and nicotine will increase the effects of a hangover.
  • Eat. Keep snacking.After
    There is little science to the many suggestions and remedies to counteract the effects of alcohol. Remedies will have unique effects on different individuals, but you can try to counteract your poison from these suggested before-bed/morning-after cures:

    Before Bed:

  • Water Water Water. Regardless of any other remedies you pick, water is always top of the list. The body needs re-hydrating after a night at the bottle.
  • Pickle juice and Aspirin. Take 1 – 2 shots of dill pickle juice with 2 Aspirin (repeat in the morning). The pickle juice is reputed to contain essential salts and minerals that will need replenishing.
  • Bifidus powder. One teaspoon in a glass of water is reputed to detoxify the digestive product of alcohol, acetaldehyde that is a major cause of hangovers.
  • Activated charcoal. Charcoal is reputed to absorb the impurities of alcohol. Burnt toast does not qualify as charcoal!
  • Over-the-counter remedies. There are a lot of them in pill form that contain vitamins and minerals and are available without a prescription.
  • Eat again! Your choice should hopefully contain nutrients that will replenish your body, but also induce drowsiness so you can sleep it off.
  • Think positive. Many believe that hangovers are psychological. The power of the mind can help you feel much better.
  • Sleep. Sleep may be fitful but you will be resting and oblivious to the negative effects of the hangover.

    In the Morning:

  • Vittles. Replenish your B vitamins with a high-potency B-complex. A dose of Vitamin C will also stimulate the liver and help breakdown alcohol.
  • Lime aid. Mix 2 teaspoons of fresh lime juice and 1 teaspoon of sugar with 8oz of water. Drink slowly to stabilize blood sugar.
  • Pickle juice. Repeat the pickle juice shot if you can stomach it. The Russians and Poles have sworn by this remedy for centuries.
  • Bananas and Honey. Both rich in potassium, bananas and honey make a delicious breakfast smoothie that will replenish essential minerals and vitamins, while the milk will replenish fluids and settle the stomach.
  • Breakfast. Eggs are packed with cysteine, which reportedly helps relieve symptoms. Stay away from the coffee as it will further dehydrate you while providing a false sense of relief.
  • Exercise. Painful, but very effective, exercise causes sweating which helps to purge the body of alcohol.
  • Skull cramp. Stimulate the scalp by pulling your hair firmly in clumps. This will stimulate blood to flow to the scalp and relieve a headache.
  • Hair of the dog. Not recommended! This will relieve hangover symptoms temporarily while dehydrating the body further.
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    March 17th, 2009 | 2 Comments | Posted in Email Marketing
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    Monday, Wednesday, Happy Days

    March 17th, 2009 | 1 Comment | Posted in Email Marketing

    Is it better to send an email on Monday or Wednesday? What about Tuesday or Friday? If you wonder about each day’s pros and cons, a post at the 60 Second Marketer has some practical advice. Here’s a sample of their wisdom:

    Sending a message on Monday has the advantage of arriving before a recipient’s inbox fills up with business-related email; however, it’s also when people are most focused on the task at hand, and they might not have the time for non-essential browsing. The 60 Second solution: “Send emails late Monday morning, after consumers have cleaned the weekend spam from their inboxes.”

    If subscribers are scrambling to catch up with work as the weekend draws near, you might get lost in the shuffle on Wednesday and Thursday; this is prime time, however, for catching their interest as they make weekend plans.

    Believe it or not, a case can be made for Saturday and Sunday delivery. Beware, though, of subscribers who might consider this too intrusive. According to 60 Second Marketer, Saturday has better response rates than Sunday, which you should avoid.

    “The most important point to keep in mind for an email campaign is a proper and thorough evaluation of a test group,” 60 Second concludes. “By making a practice of consistently testing your email campaigns, you’ll be sure to get the most bang for your marketing buck.”

    The Po!nt: It’s your party, and you’ll mail when you want to. Just make sure you test, test, test.

    Writing Effective Emails: Some Lifesaving Tips

    March 17th, 2009 | No Comments | Posted in Email Marketing

    by Rebecca A. Novack | Editor | The Daily Anchor

    We live in a tech world and it’s growing more techy by the minute. I know many sales reps who believe the only way to prospect is to pound the streets or make calls, but whether you like it or not, email is an essential tool for reaching clients and prospects. Prospects rarely return phone calls unless you come recommended by a mutual acquaintance or leverage their superior (”I talked to your CEO, and she said…”) If you write a good email you’re far more likely to get a response than a callback from a voicemail.

    Honestly, email is the best way to reach a prospect and/or client, because you don’t take up too much of their time and it allows them to respond on their own terms. Most people are curious about all emails they receive - except obvious junk - so chances are that within a day they’ll get around to reading what you have to say.

    I appreciate a good phone conversation, but 50% of my prospects and clients are often accessible only via email, especially when I want to reach them within 24 hours. The good news is I’m reaching them; the bad news is there’s nothing like a phone call to do a basic Q&A; email makes it tough to accurately convey my tone and capture their undivided attention.

    So what’s the trick to eliciting a quick and positive response? Craft and compose your email carefully; the structure of your email is critical to driving a response. Value should be threaded throughout the email, and the description of your product should communicate how you can help your prospect solve critical problems, become more of an expert, or make them look better.

    Also, before crafting an email you should conduct a little background research so you can better tailor your message to target their needs and weaknesses. We have plenty of resources on the web to help us learn a little more about who we are trying to reach: LinkedIn, Zoom Info, Facebook, Company Websites, Alumni information, etc… and sales intelligence tools like InsideView.

    Every prospect has different a motivation, need, and ideology. It’s your job to tell a good story that will trigger interest in what you have to offer. With just a little tweaking here and there you will be surprised to see more people responding to your message.

    Tips on Improving Your Emails

    1. Keep it short and to the point: don’t try to pass your message off as art, go straight for the bottom line.
    2. Write clearly: make sure you write what you really mean to write. Have a second set of eyes take a look before sending as well.
    3. Write in descending order of importance.

    Email Check List

    1. What action do I want the person to take after reading my email?
    2. Will the email I crafted help me achieve my objective? Did I make my message clear and the product seem valuable?
    3. Will the person reading this email find it appealing, professional, and beneficial to them?
    4. What can I erase from the email that makes it too verbose? Many people make this mistake!
    5. Is my subject line straightforward and professional? Will it encourage the reader to open the email?
    6. Since you are not in person, your wording must be perfect so that the reader interprets your message in the way you want them to understand.
    7. Don’t overdue the sweetness. Be humble, but not too humble. Be nice, but not a “brown noser.”
    8. You should only write an email containing information that you are okay with the rest of the world possibly seeing. This is a permanent record in writing from you.
    9. Bullet items if you have many facts or ideas to state in your email.
    10. Don’t send attachments that will fill up the reader’s inbox.
    11. Don’t tag or/and ask for a receipt unless it is REALLY necessary. People get annoyed with these tags.
    12. If you’re sending the email to multiple people and don’t want each recipient to see the other recipient’s email addresses, be sure to BCC everyone, not CC.
    13. Have I done a little background research to learn a little more about who I’m contacting? Look for them on social networking sites and do a quick Google search.

    Email can be a positive and negative tool in the business world. If you spend the time to use it effectively, email can help you attain your goals and keep your business flowing.

    ‘25 Random Things’ Is No Way To Write A Newsletter

    March 16th, 2009 | No Comments | Posted in Uncategorized

    by Cynthia Edwards

    Email newsletters can be a powerful tool for marketers, supporting customer relationships, boosting loyalty, and driving engagement. What a shame, then, to waste the space with content that hasn’t been strategically planned. I get some e-newsletters that are so full of unrelated articles that I have no idea how I’m supposed to consume the news therein. Let’s leave the 25 Random Things to our Facebook friends and create optimized newsletters instead.

    Set a Rational Production Schedule

    Scrambled, ad-hoc content is often the result of overestimating your ability to create and produce e-newsletters on a regular basis - “All the news that fits, we print.” The first rule is to find a schedule of publication you can stick to. Many companies just don’t have enough news, or staff with the knowledge and creativity to ferret out interesting stories, to fill a weekly or even monthly newsletter. Set a schedule you know you can keep, even if it’s only quarterly or semiannually, so you don’t disappoint subscribers who are expecting to hear from you. If you ramp up well and get a process going that supports more frequent publication, you can always introduce that later as a benefit to readers.

    Name That Newsletter

    Sure, you can call your publication “Company Name Newsletter.” Thousands do. But naming a publication should be an exercise in branding. No doubt you’ve selected a design and graphics that complement your brand. Now take some time to come up with a harmonized title and tagline, to set the tone and shape reader expectations. Here are some creative e-newsletter names that might stimulate your thinking:

    • The Hive (Burt’s Bees)
    • Beauty Insider (Sephora)
    • Letter from Vermont (Christopher Kimball of America’s Test Kitchen)
    • The Neighborhood (ServiceMagic)
    • HP Newsgram (Hewlett-Packard)
    • Digits (H&R Block)

    Don’t be afraid to be idiosyncratic. Sometimes those are the names that stand out the best.

    Plan the Content Around a Theme

    Achieving the ideal flow of articles in a newsletter is harder than it looks. Plus, with today’s consumers so overwhelmed with media impressions, it will make your life and theirs much easier if you write each newsletter around a theme.

    Start by making up an editorial calendar that lists the categories of items you will publish in each issue (main article, product focus, events, testimonials, etc.); draft a general theme or concept for each issue; and then brainstorm ways to talk about your products, services and industry that work with the theme. It doesn’t have to be perfect, but writing to a theme will grease the wheels of production in a number of ways.

    Think of how customers interact with your brand, and isolate themes around the uses of your products, the benefits of your services, or how your brand fits into the subscribers’ work or lifestyle. You can use seasonal themes if they can be tied logically to your brand, or themes related to what’s going on in the world at large: Tax Time, Fourth of July, Back to School. Internally, look at R&D, planned product promotions, PR calendars, and advertising schedules to find tie-ins for your e-newsletter.

    Write Subject Lines That Drive Opens

    Email subject lines are analogous to the promotional writing on the outside of a DR envelope. So why are half the e-newsletters I receive announced with one of the following worn-out subject lines? — “Our Company Newsletter for April” or the perennial “Welcome to Your April Newsletter.”
    Please give your readers a reason to open your newsletter! If you have themed your content, the subject line will write itself. Here are some actual subject lines that caught my interest:

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    • Celebrate Whisky Month in Scotland
    • Save money at tax time and all year round
    • Lower your energy bills, fight indoor air pollution
    • TripAdvisor’s Dirtiest Hotels of 2009!

    So strategic planning, a branded name, themed content and meaty subject lines will give your e-newsletters vitality. Together these elements make up an integrated marketing approach that boosts your brand and assists the reader to absorb the key messages faster — a good thing in this day and age.

    Confused by Twitter? Don’t Be!

    March 16th, 2009 | 1 Comment | Posted in Social Media

    By Neal Schaffer

    Twitter?” you ask, “I don’t get it.” Yes, I didn’t get it either. And I don’t pretend to fully get it now. But, to put it simply, if LinkedIn is about finding and being found, Twitter is about following and being followed. And the implications can be huge.

    When I first heard about Twitter, my initial impression is that it was sort of like a group chat application. If you and all of your friends were all on it, you could all keep up with each other in realtime. Cool. But for a professional like myself, SMS + Skype seem to fit the bill. I marginalized Twitter in my mind to be a site for the younger crowd.

    How did my impressions change? You hear so much about Twitter, alongside LinkedIn and Facebook, in the media these days that I had to figure out what the buzz was about. So I imported my gmail address book and started to “follow” people, or subscribe to their feeds. I also checked out the default “Suggested Users” and started following some of the more famous personalities and companies on Twitter.

    Now, to be honest with you, both LinkedIn and Facebook have a Twitter-like feature that also broadcasts status updates from your network. But this information really gets lost inside all of the other information that both sites provide you. With Twitter that is all you can see. And you are limited to 140 characters a “Tweet” or message posting. So how much valuable information can you include in something that small?

    When you first start on Twitter, you are bound to find that there are still a lot of people that are using it just as I had imagined: telling me everything they are doing today. Some people may find value in this, but I couldn’t see how just that would create all of the buzz in the media.

    After I found a few people who were constantly plugging my Twitter page with these uninteresting broadcasts, I worked on removing myself as a follower of them (which is easy to do) so that I could see who else was broadcasting what. That is when I was able to take a big leap forward in my understanding of Twitter.

    It was the tiny URL (www.tinyurl.com). I had seen these URLs, that look like http://tinyurl.xxxxx, on LinkedIn when people used them to shorten their LinkedIn profile pages to make it easy for people to click on them or insert them into a page. But there were lots of posts on Twitter that were utilizing them together with teaser phrases in front of the link to make you interested in looking further. And some of these posts looked genuinely interesting. I clicked a few. And then I was hooked.

    With only 140 characters you have to keep your message short and sweet. But you also want to transmit information to others. The tiny URL is the perfect solution to do so. In fact, if I didn’t know any better, I would guess that the tiny URL was invented to be utilized on Twitter.

    As I had an interest in LinkedIn, I was immediately attracted to what a few people were saying about it, and when clicking these short links I was lead to a plethora of resources on the subject matter. And there were lots of people reporting things in real time. I then realized the virtual treasure trove of subject matter expertise that Twitter could provide you. It goes beyond googling something, because the google results aren’t always relevant or new. With Twitter, if you were following the right people, you can be sure that you can get the most relevant information for whatever subject you are interested in.

    I wanted to find more people who were twittering about LinkedIn, but I had no idea how to. Other than entering your email account or searching by name or email address, I couldn’t figure out how to go about finding people I didn’t know to follow. The Twitter user interface is so simple, it really fools people in to thinking you can’t do much to it.

    But look way below at the bottom of the page. It is easy to miss, but there is a search function. Boom. Up comes a google search-like user interface, and after entering LinkedIn I got a list in real time descending order of what people were tweeting about that included the term “LinkedIn”. And what valuable resources I found. I could then look at the profile page of that person and start following them. And as I added more and more of these people to my following list, my home page of broadcasts became more and more relevant to the type of information that I was looking for.

    So I see the value in following people to find out more information about subjects that I am interested in, but there’s got to be more to Twitter, right? Correct!

    The immediacy of Twitter allows you to be able to have real time conversations with other tweeters that you have never met before. It’s one thing to invite someone to be your friend on Facebook or a connection on LinkedIn, but being immediately able to jump into an intelligent conversation or comment on someone else’s tweet and then receive a relevant comment soon after is very cool. It is a community feeling that goes beyond what I have experienced at the other social networking sites. And because the nature of Twitter is that your comments can be seen and searched by all (which is why you need to be careful about what you say), I have found people to, in general, be open to having people jump into conversations.

    Furthermore there are companies using Twitter to attract people. JetBlue was thanking its followers with a 10% discount if you followed the link to their web site. Recruiters are posting ads for the talent that they are looking for. I personally stopped subscribing to these feeds, as I didn’t see a lot of value, but I can see the potential for companies to use Twitter to communicate with their customers as well as try to increase sales using techniques to lead people to theit website. And perhaps if you follow the right recruiters you may get the scoop on a job opportunity before it is posted elsewhere.

    But there is another reason why it makes sense to create a Twitter strategy: if you want to be followed. If you write your own blog, want to become an industry expert, want to sway people to your way of thinking…intelligent tweeting regularly on Twitter will help you create a fan base of “followers”. Now, you may not be the only one being followed by your followers, but as part of your branding campaign it may reap dividends. I am still experimenting with this aspect in tweeting about LinkedIn and trying to lead people to my blog, but so far I have been able to virtually meet a lot of new people who have provided me further insight both into LinkedIn and my own understanding of it. And the people I communicate with all seem so friendly, too.

    I know that this blog post may seem to be a bit rambling, but I thought this was the most appropriate way to portray Twitter. Something that seems so simple, but the more you learn about it, the more doors open for you. The more lightbulbs go on in your head. And considering that Twitter APIs are public and there is a growing inventory of Twitter-friendly applications, the sky is the limit for the future of Twitter and its applications. And did I mention all of the different applucations that people use to tweet? OK. I could go on and on but I will stop here. Even if you are a little curious, sign on, and please feel free to follow my tweets: www.twitter.com/nealschaffer And, yes, I do hope to start my Answers to Common Twitter Questions blog soon at http://twitterquestions.wordpress.com, so please check back for updates!

    US Local Ad Market Shrinking

    March 16th, 2009 | No Comments | Posted in Digital Advertising

    Article By eMarketer

    Here comes online local.

    There’s good news and bad news about the local advertising space.

    The bad news is that according to the Kelsey Group and BIA Advisory Services, there will be less of a local advertising market in 2013 than there was in 2008.

    How much less?

    “By the end of the forecast period, the overall size of the local advertising market will be considerably smaller than it was at the end of 2008,” said Tom Buono of BIA.

    The firms predict a compound annual -1.4% overall growth rate, with the largest drop-off in local ad spending occurring in 2009.
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    Spending on traditional local media is forecast to fall from $141.3 billion in 2008 to barely over $112 in 2013.

    The good news is that the local online ad market is growing, and will continue to make up a larger percentage of the local advertising sector. In 2009, nearly 12% of local ad spending will be digital, with dollars focused on Internet yellow pages, local search, e-mail marketing and other online tactics.
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    In 2013, the digital share will jump to over 22%, and might grow even higher.

    “The share shift we expect [between traditional and digital] could actually be more pronounced if the major traditional media are not able to integrate new interactive products into their bundle,” said Neal Polachek of Kelsey.

    One thing is certain—local online advertising is about to get a whole lot bigger.

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    March 16th, 2009 | No Comments | Posted in Videos & Media

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    When Search And Social Collide

    March 12th, 2009 | No Comments | Posted in Search Engine Marketing

    by Gord Hotchkiss

    I feel the ground shifting under my feet. And I’m not the only one. John Battelle voiced his perception of shift in a post  this weekend:

    Search, and Google in particular, was the first true language of the Web. But I’ve often called it a toddler’s language - intentional, but not fully voiced. This past few weeks folks are noticing an important trend - the share of traffic referred to their sites is shifting. Facebook (and for some, like this site, Twitter) is becoming a primary source of traffic.

    Why? Well, two big reasons. One, Facebook has metastasized to a size that rivals Google. And two, Facebook Connect has come into its own. People are sharing what they are reading, where they are going, and what they are doing, and the amplification of all that social intention is spreading across the web.

    Talking the Talk

    I find Battelle’s analogy of language particularly apt here. I’m a big Steven Pinker fan and am fascinated by the way we process language. It maps well to our use of search.

    There are two bursts of language development that correspond to the two biggest periods of brain development. The first, during the first few years of our lives, are when we assimilate the rudimentary rules of our mother tongue. We move from single words to small sentences. We use our new channel of expression to begin to connect with our physical environment, telling others our basic needs (hunger, diaper changes) and asking why things are. At the earliest stages, we explore through language.

    The next is during adolescence. Now, we use language to connect with others. We fine-tune empathy, create relationships and probe the fit and fiber of those relationships through words.  We mirror others’ emotions in our own minds, and language is an essential part of that process.

    As Battelle says, our use of Google equates to our first explorations of our online world. Our queries are quick and primitive stabs in the dark, hoping to find something of interest. But now, we’re become online adolescents. We’re connecting and conversing, and in that, there is a new and indexable Web or words  that becomes very interesting.

    Humans being Human

    Online becomes fundamentally important when we use it to do the things that come naturally for us. Seeking information is natural, and search gave us a new and more effective way to do it. Connecting with others is natural, and Facebook and Twitter give us a new way to do that as well.  This isn’t about technology. This is about being human. Technology should be transparent in the process.

    But when those fundamental activities leave lingering digital footprints that are quickly converging, there is something staggering in the implications. The ability to create feedback loops between patterns that emerge in the complexity of online, and then use that ability to navigate and connect to places and people, foretells the future of the Web. Twitter and Facebook are not replacements for Google. They are social signals that potentially increase the effectiveness of our online language exponentially.  To quote Battelle again:

    The conversation is evolving, from short bursts of declared intent inside a query bar, to ongoing, ambient declaration of social actions.

    Consider the implications: Google’s mission to index and organize all the world’s information; the increasing use of personalization to uncover your conscious and subconscious intent; and, the ability to tap into the very vibrations of a vast social network. It will take time to bring it together, but when it does, it will change everything.

    Email’s 6 Deadly Sins

    March 12th, 2009 | No Comments | Posted in Email Marketing

    by David Baker

    For generations before Brad Pitt and the movie “Seven,” people have used the seven deadly sins as a way of describing the failures of society, morals and values. For my sermon today, I am using the deadly sins as a framework to point up our shortcomings as email marketers, and to illustrate the flip side-the best practices that would erase our offenses. (I intentionally left out the fourth sin, for obvious reasons.)

    View this from a marketer’s perspective:

    PRIDE is an overreaching belief in one’s own abilities. Pride interferes with your ability to evolve your program. While many email marketers admit they are not doing everything they wish to and always have room for improvement, pride is in evidence when marketers fail to create situations or evaluations that truly challenge their program. It prevents you from taking an honest view of channel shift (people converting through another channel), and from sharing attribution for a sale (last click doesn’t succeed in this equation).

    ENVY is the desire for others’ traits, status, abilities, or situations. Given today’s environment, I would imagine there is a lot of envy that exists in the email marketing ranks. But envy by itself can lead you down the wrong road, causing you to benchmark programs that are purely out of context for you and the relationships your customers will or can have with your brand.

    GLUTTONY is an inordinate desire to consume more than that which one requires. While the email industry will get a paltry 3% to 4% of the marketing pie, gluttony lurks in the form of consumer bandwidth. This will evolve as an issue for social media marketers as well, as the inbox is crammed with irrelevant messages that degrade the value of your brand. Picture your inbox with Disney Club email sitting right on top of your new Nigerian friend’s urgent note to send funds. The social world is next, when the social inbox/page/tweet is crammed with irrelevant content. We must resist gluttony and trust the entire customer experience. Email and social media are just a piece of the story.

    ANGER is manifested in the individual who spurns love and opts instead for fury. Translated to our email marketing world: We live in an isolated channel, often complaining about being the 85th slide in a presentation. Anger can prevent us from collaboration. Less email may be the answer in many cases, and we need to get past this stage to force collaboration with our offline partners, media, search and social media partners to craft the best experience there is for the consumer. But it doesn’t stop there. Collaboration is also the key to great analysis. Interpretation of results is so contextual that it needs many sets of eyes and opinions, especially when there are multiple channels involved.

    GREED is the desire for material wealth or gain. OK retailers, this is YOU! We know you have a great ROI on email, but don’t get greedy. You are only compounding the industry struggles by over-mailing and over-stimulating consumers with aggressive offers and promotions. We are numbing the consumer and creating conversion barriers to all.

    SLOTH is the avoidance of work. We get lazy in this space with the work of segmentation, optimization and great communication planning. As such, sloth represents our inability to progressively manage a database, keep it clean, keep it relevant and recognize that people’s life stages will take them in and out of our business lifecycle. Just because someone opts in today, doesn’t mean they want to be opted in forever.

    These are sins we all commit every day, week and month of the year. Admitting our faults is the first step towards redemption. Let’s work as an industry, and as individuals, to overcome bad habits and be the best email marketers we can be.

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